So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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