No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I am available for nakedness
A+ Viking dick
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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