Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You left your phone here
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