No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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