ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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