So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So squirting runs in the family.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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