I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Randomize