i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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