Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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