champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I think I have vodka in my lungs
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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