How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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