you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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