im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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