yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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