No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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