Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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