Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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