Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
where are my eyebrows?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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