come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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