I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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