actually, I'm a sock model
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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