god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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