you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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