please come you make the beer taste better
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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