i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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