I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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