Me. At least after what I've been through.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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