i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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