i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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