Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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