I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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