careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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