He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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