I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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