Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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