Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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