Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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