i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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