just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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