Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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