Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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