so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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