margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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