I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I enjoy the company of your penis
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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