i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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