My friends, they love my intelligence
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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