no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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