Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
