Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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