K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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