you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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