there was a trapeze. enough said
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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