More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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