Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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