My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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