i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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